Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

by Barfman of Baviera January 2, 2012

Dog Pancake

A pancake that turns out undesirably for human consumption (burned, undercooked, etc.) and is therefore fed to the dog.

A: Damn, I kind of burned this one

B: That’s okay, it can be a dog pancake

by RudytheSailor February 5, 2018

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023

Dog water

Short for "Hot dog water" A term most commonly used by inbred fortnite children that unironically think that they are going to be professional at a video game despite being absolute shit at it.

Bro - you are litterly dog water

by KanineH2O March 4, 2021

dog

gremlin creature that goes WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK WOOF ARF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF ARF

Me: omg hi dog!!
Dog: BARK WOOF ARF ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

Dog

People train dogs, cats train people.

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021