Joever

When a situation has become hopeless; When you are screwed

"Yo man, we are getting third partied so bad right now, no way we win this game."
"Yea bro, It's Joever."

by definitionmakertothemax December 7, 2025

Joel

The most mysterious and the most sexy man in the world. He has amazing fashion sense but his not gay but he portrays friendly guy straight mate energy. He will never get old and he will stay looking 21 forever even when his 100 years old. People might think he's a vampire. Even if you don't know him well he comes across as such a smart person and is very successful. His social media is low-key the best in the world. He would be a boyfriend to a girl called Cheyenne

Joel ..gee.. those pants are expensive n sexy

Is that Joel man he must be a supermodel trend setter

by Stonerbarbie1997 December 19, 2025

Joeling

Joeling is the deliberate practice of publicly expressing pessimism about one’s fantasy football matchup—often within a group chat—with the strategic intent of deflecting expectations, influencing superstition, and inviting favorable outcomes through reverse psychology. The act typically involves exaggerated doubt, self-deprecation, or preemptive concession, despite underlying confidence in a potential victory.

The group chat immediately recognized the joeling when he claimed his season was over right after the draft.

by Brickolantern December 25, 2025

joenohanditis

The illness that the left thing spreads to the poor otagcute chat resulting in the victim not being able to clear any bosses.

Juli dying out in p1 ckalos is a case of joenohanditis.

by ereklo January 10, 2026

lil joey

use to describe someone that wouldn't have a large enough appetite to enjoy a full meal at outback.. and could easy pass as a 12 yr. old to order off the little joey menu

"we could just say your my kid,lil joey"."and you can get the macaroo and cheese"

by kimbo_0 slice February 6, 2009

Gross Joes

Ridiculously huge breasts that often give the owner back problems.

I would pay twenty to motorboat those gross joes

by CaptainC_Block June 21, 2009

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011