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Dog

Something korean/Asian people really like to eat as a dessert 🍮
Oh I forgot our dog in the oven

Oh is our dessert burned?
by kaese_riechtwiedu November 2, 2019
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Raw dog

The act of sexually penetrating someone without a form of contraceptive, such as a condom.
Matt: Dude! Jay, I can't believe you raw dogged brooks' mom last night!
by Cappin12 April 15, 2020
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Dog shit

Person 1:Ew I just stepped in dog shit
Person2: Yeah Scooter Braun is dog shit
by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine June 29, 2021
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DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat
Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.
by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024
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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024
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Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
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