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Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
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Crack Baby

Savannah.

Savannah is a crack baby I guess.....
Thats what she told me.
Trant: Hey Savannah!
Savannah: I'm a Crack Baby!
by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021
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ought baby

Generation Z:

Generation X came after the Baby Boomers.
Generation Y were coined the "Millennials" because they came about at the turn of the millennium.
Generation Z started in the ought years. ('01, '02, etc.) Hence, Ought Baby.
The Millennials grew up in a world that was never without the internet whereas an Ought Baby will grow up in a world that was never without smart phones.
by AmadeuS469 June 22, 2018
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eternal baby mama

A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.
She is sexy AF, but she's a eternal baby mama, but Imma still hit!!
by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017
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Bush Baby

It's when a male is laying on his back masturbaitng and orgasms, then the jiz semen cum sperm lands in his bush. Therefor what can make a baby is in a bush
"Yo mom get in here and help I got some bush baby"
by Jamaleo June 12, 2016
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Egg Baby

A strange individual who shares characteristic with an animal that comes from an egg.
The egg baby shared characteristics with a penguin
by Agownley February 6, 2017
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a white baby

The only thing The Rock hasn't done/accomplished in his life.
"The Rock has dont it ALL. The only thing The Rock hasn't done is make a white baby!"
by colinritman December 31, 2020
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