september 28th is a day where maddy and tj have to cuddle and sleep together cause it’s her birthday and if they don’t she will commit toaster bath
by bigbootylatina August 05, 2021
National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!
“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”
by Gspotgasm October 01, 2022
Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.
by Shithead420666 December 02, 2019
"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."
by Msggsishsvsv September 02, 2021
by acja April 18, 2024
"Hey Riley, you're so gay you tasted the rainbow."
"That's not very nice man."
"But it's National Riley is gay day, therefore making to ok to joke around with you about being gay"
"Oh, alright I understand now."
"That's not very nice man."
"But it's National Riley is gay day, therefore making to ok to joke around with you about being gay"
"Oh, alright I understand now."
by Slippy sloppy November 27, 2023
I was thinking we'd go out for dinner and then get national philharmoniced behind the in n out burger
by The postmaster general March 14, 2017