choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024

budgie-head

A term used to describe a pompadour style haircut, or something similar in style. Any haircut that looks like a budgie when it puffs up its head feathers.

Reference: Roger Moore

Check out the budgie-head!
That guy's got a mega budgie-head.
Look at Roger Moore's budgie-head.

by Period poo peter October 6, 2023

Crack head

Christopher

Christopher is a crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019

National Head Day

National head day is a celebrated on January 8th every year, on this day you significant other gives you the sloppiest gluck gluck 9000 to please her man.

Him: You know what today is?
Her: January 8th!
(Both lock eyes)
Both: National Head Day!
(Audible Head Noises)

by Webster Dictionary Officle December 19, 2023

Bean head

When some one has a strange bean shaped head you call them a bean head

ha look at luca he is such a bean head

by hahahauashhcwesfhowqh[grq[hg3 December 23, 2017

trench head

Similar to trench foot.
Someone who acts like an idiot/in a stupid manner.

Trent is such a trench head.

by stoptakingnotyourmom April 17, 2017