The Pussy lottery" is a slang term that implies finding a desirable romantic partner is like winning a lottery. It suggests that finding someone attractive and compatible is a matter of luck rather than effort or merit.
."I feel incredibly lucky to have found the perfect woman online – she possesses a perfect body, a fantastic sense of humor, incredible intelligence, and an amazing personality. All my friends want to bang her, but she's all mine. What a lucky guy I am. I've hit the jackpot. I've won the pussy lottery.
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(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.
The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. Gave Tinkerbell a little shave pussy—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."
3. "Be careful with the shave pussy, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."
Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal.
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