Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work

person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016

get outta ma jungle

A stupid phrase used by a weeb streamer called Nightblue3. The phrase is used when he gets a kill in the game League Of Legends. After the phrase is used he normally startes typing CY@ in the all chat.

*Nightblue3 kills the enemy jungler trying to counter jungle*
Nightblue3: "Get outta ma jungle"
*3 seconds after*
Nightblue3: CY@

by Uokyl January 3, 2017

jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.

I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.

by KritianBoy April 7, 2017

apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix

Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs

by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 27, 2018