Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 21, 2019

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

zip face

A person who wears orthodontic braces

Person with braces: Hi guys
Guys: go away zip face

by Theangryfireman August 15, 2017

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020