Lord of the Cocks

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The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.

by Lord of the Cocks July 16, 2024

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

sugar cock

A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.

Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?

Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022

Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow

Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.

by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021

cock and ball torture

what i accidentally named my cat one night after drinking for over an hour. he has ginger fur and is rather affectionate

person 1: "aww, what's his name?"
me: "cock and ball torture"
person 1: *sighs and grabs him*

by streetsmarts2go November 1, 2021

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023