Booty baby

When you nut in her butt so she won’t get pregnant.

“Nah, I don’t want anything long-term.. you tryna have a booty baby tonight?”

by Gpluss June 02, 2018

kroger baby feet

Babies who run around in a grocery store with no shoes on and their feet get black and nasty

Look at that baby, she got kroger baby feet

by kat_moore May 18, 2023

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.

Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.

by PhatBawlz October 31, 2022

Bare down baby

Bare down baby can be used in many different ways. It can be used as a response, or a way to comfort someone.

Dude holly crap my mom just died!
Bare down baby!
Dude this food sucks
Bare down baby!

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

Baby couisn

1. Younger cousin

2. Cousin on baby mama's or baby daddy's side of the family

1. My baby couisn was just born
2. My daughter hates my baby couisn

by 459395 April 03, 2023

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 04, 2024

Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder February 18, 2016