head skank

The process where you header the ball to get someone out in One Touch One Bounce or any other ball game. It may potentially cause your head to hurt though.

Nice head skank Brandon you got Caleb out with that.

by Jon defines March 10, 2018

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 2, 2023

national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head

guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever

by james992 November 13, 2022

purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Howler Head

When you're blowing a guy and they're so hairy you think they might be a werewolf

Jacob's trimmer broke so I won't go over there on the full moon anymore--he's a real howler head.

by Jacob Pagina May 21, 2022

dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023