faced

to give more face than (be prettier than/ rank someone out who doesn't have as good of a face)

person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Double Faced Entendre

A double entendre is a word that has two meanings

A double faced entendre is a person that has two personalities , mostly you'll discover this when you date enough people, when you've fallen in love with them and became blindly infatuated only the good angelic side of them is visible , but once you've spent sometime with them the other deceiving and cunning side will float up to the surface .

Guy1: I hate Sydney ,I always thought this girl was so kind, I the figured out it's a facade she puts up for guys to like her, such a double faced bitc-

Guy2: entendre, such a double faced entendre

Guys : yeah , that's the exact right term

by BlessedTofu September 28, 2021

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 5, 2010

Vaped in the face

When your friend’s nic is dead so you turn into a vape monster and decide to throw it at their face.

Yo Dom just got vaped in the face because Charly turned into a vape monster.

by Dumb6nitch9ine September 18, 2022

Ice Face

Someone who smokes methamphetamines and has a sunken face.

That tweaker has ice face

by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010

morning makeup face

Morning makeup face is when a girl gets up extra early to put in her makeup before her boyfriend wakes up to pretend she wakes up that way naturally.

Deanna jumped out of bed early to apply her morning makeup face before she hopped back in bed with her boyfriend so he can wake up thinking she always looks like that.

by Cubbykins April 5, 2017