shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

Poopy Head

The most powerful insult known to man. It can fully depress people to the maximum limit, making them commit suicide. This is the most comment reason why people commit suicide (don't look that up.). Please only use it for emergencies.

Random 1: You stupid little shit I fucked your mom last night go suck a dick you little bitch
Random 2: You poopy head
Random 3: Bro.. you went too far.
Random 1: *commits suicide*
Random 2: Holy shit

by material gworl😻💅 January 23, 2022

Crack head Energy

These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.

“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”

by Charboy June 22, 2020

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025

head shoe

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020

fps head

A gamer who is obsessed with only playing games with the highest fps rate.

Bro 1: Hey bro, wanna come to my place for some beer and Super Mario?

Bro 2: Nah bro.. Gonna chill at home with my new sweet ass 144hz monitor.
I'll get cancer if I have to play with that scary graphics..

Bro 1: Dude, you're such an fps head...

by Argentlam March 1, 2017

Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 27, 2022