Sex kitty thonga longa

Term used to express ones affection for another person.

Hello my Sex kitty thonga longa, you look lovely today.

by The Crig January 9, 2010

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.

How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!

by mids99 September 13, 2009

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002

Arabic Camel Fart Sex

arab sex funny hahahahah.

"Fuck you Arabic camel fuckers!"

"Arabic Camel Fart Sex funny"

by Among Us Pop It Named Muhammad April 6, 2022

Sounds like sex to me

"sounds like sex to me" or "SLSTM" is a comment added after something non-sexual has been said that could be interpreted sexually. Similar to "that's what she said" - only more versatile.

Tom: "I kept bouncing up and down"
Phil: "Sounds like sex to me!"
*laughter*

by aäosdjnäasjknd August 27, 2014

Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

by god_of_oranges July 27, 2021