Zoomer Juice

Catch-all term for vapes, juuls, whatever your liquid nicotine of choice may be.

You're into the zoomer juice now? You know that stuff's just as addictive as regular cigarettes, right?

by Poggy Sodom Goys July 13, 2023

Zoomer

American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.

Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.

by Texas Man July 23, 2023

Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

zoomBUH

a very cute hvher that likes to spank his monkey (jerk off)

holy zoombuh was spanking his monkey to cdazzz bruh what the ohio!!!!

by tuber op July 12, 2024

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

zoomkake

When a group of guys join a virtual meeting and blow their loads all over their webcams, their furniture, and,mostly, themselves.

Dude, I was so fucking horny last night that I resorted to joining a zoomkake session with like 30 randoms from across world.

by adurabull October 24, 2023

zoomake

Named after Zoomers + the word remake, the term is used for remakes of old, famous classic franchises usually favored by Millennials or Zoomers during their childhood. Zoomakes are remakes that were specifically designed to appeal to the new generation by modifying the story or gameplay in order to appeal to the modern audience.

A typical zoomake would be Resident Evil 4 Remake. Changing Ada's voice actor for the worse to match her ethnicity or removing entire sections of the game because they were too long or hard for a modern audience is one example of game developers trying to make a zoomake to appeal to the new generation of gamers.

by boomertown_89 November 22, 2023