phone zombie

Any individual who through fate or their own misfortune finds themselves wearing a headset and mostly taking incoming calls for any organization that provides "assistance" to idiots too dumb to RTFM, or follow simple written directions, just so they can pay their freakin' bills and get another job.
Well since Bush has turned his back on the middle class and ruined the economy, I'll take one of these "great new jobs in the service economy" and work as a phone zombie at a couple of jobs to try to hang onto my mortgage/apartment/refrigerator box, till I get a job that pays more than $8.00 an hour if I'm lucky!
by Bruiser August 03, 2004
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angry zombie

is when your recieving oral sex from a girl. when she stops you bite a chunk out of her cheek, then slowly walk away saying "brains".
Tim: Whats with the blood on your face?
Rick: i just gave my girl an angry zombie.
Tim: high five.
by spadedace January 01, 2009
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blackfriday zombie

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.
I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping
by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014
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Zombie Nation

A mass number of people in a country become so fixated on a single political agenda item that a huge amount of the people are willing to ignore all other issues and in some cases partake in criminal activites to carry out this one agenda. This creates a toxic environment on a national scale. Whereby facts are not recognised and lies is ignored. The people are said to in somewhat of a zombified state of mind. Brainwashed to the single agenda item.

Example of this can be seen in the rise of Nazi's in 1930's and the Leave Campaign in the UK's Brexit issue of 2016.
Since Brexit the UK has become a Zombie Nation
by Klaa2 Barada Nik2 November 29, 2019
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junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).
ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
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Zombie Effect

When a large crowd wants something so badly their primal instincts take over and they reach out there arms, push, and shove to retrieve said item.
Man, Comic-Con was crazy, those stupid collectible bags caused a zombie effect of nerds!
by The Riddler4000 November 23, 2010
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Zombie movie

Any old movie that appears on television, usually on a Saturday afternoon, that mesmorizes the victim while channel surfing. The victim is then forced to see the rest of the movie until the end, putting the victim, usually male, into a zombie-like state. The movie is usually characterized by bad special effects, questionable acting, and may have won a "razzie" award.
Good examples are "Big Trouble in Little China", "The Last Dragon", and any odd-numbered Star Trek movie.

Joan was almost ready to leave, but her husband got caught by a Zombie movie while channel surfing.
by Dweeb0401 September 30, 2011
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