Zach

A dangerous guy who doesn't know how to be gay properly

Zach ate the figs

by Shaqeeqa January 15, 2020

zach charpentier

good friend zachary

hello zach charpentier whats up

by therealcaptinpig June 13, 2020

Zach

Zach is a very gay male, who is usually funny but also very depressed. Zach's tend to have alot of rizz while also getting no bitches.

Bro, Zach is funny asf, Too bad he has too much homosexual rizz with no bitches.

by theonlycornerwhosfunny May 1, 2023

Zach

Verb; "Zach" is an alternative term referring to the act of sexually assaulting someone/something.
This particularly applies to a certain wicked bitch of the south (C.W) who cant handle a single prank call.

Quick, lets Zach her!

by SecretSquirter October 4, 2025

Zach

Zach is a one of a kind type of person. He never lets you down and is always by your side. He loves and cares for the people he talks to and always seems to put a smile on everyone’s face. But most of all he’s HIM! The one you don’t wanna lose!!

Zach is truly a blessed kid

by anonymous March 8, 2023

Zach

The most aggressive asshole you will ever see.

Normally very attractive, but has a shit sense of humor when around people he dislikes.

He has an over average sized penis normally ranging between 5-7.5 inches but when its inside your cunt it feels like 12 inches

Peter: Don't fuck with Zach!

Mark: Why the fuck not?

Peter: Because hes after breaking my jaw!!!

by Zach Boyd May 19, 2018

Zach

Zach is a bastard who blocks you out of nowhere makes you feel like your nothing when you really like him and he will talk to you then leave u in deilevered snob you then end up blocking you he is an all round dose and i hope he dies him and his big square head

Someone: is that zach?
Me: yes you can tell cause hes so ugly and has a square head

by Minnie mouses bestie December 29, 2021