Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory

Another name for a ghetto hood where there are lots of poor black people

Imma head down to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and shoot some niggas

by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023

paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..

Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..

by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009

boff willy

a girl gives a guy head then vomits over his willy

Jimmy "suck it bitch"
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy

Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"

Jimmy proceeds to clean.

by johnny milton April 21, 2011

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

Bus Willy

When a male is riding on a bus or automobile and their penis becomes erect, usually just before they need to get off/get out of the automobile.

"I sure hope Olivia isn't looking this way, because I have some serious bus willy."

by DeezNutsForPresident October 25, 2015