[car wash]

The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.

Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.

by Dudley Goodlove March 30, 2009

Bog Wash

Said for something that someone says. Like when someone talks just to say something even though they're totally clueless about the subject, they really really, really, want to contribute, and so, just come up with arbitrary stuff to feel smart and/or included. Typically the contribution is a borderline delusional thought.

hey did you hear about the mars rover successfully finding clues on past water activity?

yeah man, some interesting findings 4 sure.

hey yeah dudes! they found water out there, heard they'll have the rover dig wells in preparation for human exploration, they're going to cover up the wells with tarp while they work out what to do about a biosphere.

What!?! bog wash dude! you OK?

by man.in.greek May 17, 2017

I'll never wash my cheek

to not clean a portion of one's face with soap and water.

"I'll never wash my cheek" I said, after being kissed by a girl I have a crush one.

by Shane September 22, 2003

white wash

a white wash is a person who acts white but racially isn't.

A black man who wears surfer or rocker clothing,listens to rock,punk and heavymetal

by mizzdynamyte June 10, 2005

Face Wash

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

by take that! February 14, 2006

Tiwana Car Wash

(verb) a sexual move in which a man dribbles hot steaming sperm onto a womans chest. She then takes his face and press' it against her chest into the sperm.

Yo bitch, want a Tiwana Car Wash?

by thesatisfyer April 3, 2009

Black washing

Basically changing someones race, people think its not real because "BLM". Dont get me wrong though, i support BLM but saying black washing isnt a thing is just making me mad. Black washing is just as bad as White washing.. Just because they are black doesnt give them the right to change (name)(s) race. Its a real thing, no matter what you say. its not gonna change others opinions on it. <3

"Stop blackwashing name!"
Black washing is real.

by Tofus4n August 27, 2021