Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

Wank Bank

The list of chicks in your head that you wack off too.

That chick has a great ass, im adding her to my "Wank Bank"

by Steven J Smeckles January 15, 2009

fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.

i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

emo wank

To cry and wank at the same time.

You broke my heart you bitch! I'll be having an emo wank tonight.

by MrDaniel December 1, 2006

asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

by mongger April 8, 2006

danger wank

The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.

Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..

by GrungeMonkey April 18, 2006

Big wank

Literal meaning : to take a w'hole'y satisfying and long lasting wank.
Actual meaning : a matter of far less consequence than it is made out to be.

penelope : Hey Sal! Did u hear?? Tori's back!! Guess its like they say...once u go black you never go back!

penguin man : Awww cmon man!! Now hes gonna know I told u he watches Tori Black porn!

penelope : So what?? BIG WANK!

by miscellanious acrobat January 1, 2010