unicorn

a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking

damn thats one nice unicorn

by hey i have crippling depressio May 8, 2018

Unicornical

A wondrous word for a person that makes you feel unique and wonderful

My boyfriend makes me feel unicornical

by Trickle16 September 1, 2018

unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.

I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.

by Cazar2 October 21, 2018

Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!

Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!

by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018

unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.

Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro

by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019

Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

flannel unicorn

A person overcome by hormonal rage.

Jason: "That Bill guy is really being a flannel unicorn today."
Mike: "Yeah, I think his fiancee's really been twisting his nuts lately."

by davidsouth2000 November 12, 2014