brandon thomas

a wanker who has a small dick and can't grow any pubes cause his fat flab covers his dick

Brandon: I Have a BRandon thomas
Person : Dam I got a big one

by BumBumWillyBumBum June 7, 2017

Shawn Thomas

When u try to pull out but end up cuming inside

Jeff just pulled a Shawn Thomas

by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy November 8, 2022

Ugh Ben Thomas

A greeting to someone Ben Thomas

me: here comes ben thomas
ben thomas: hey
me: ugh ben thomas

by someone guy 007 July 22, 2011

shut up thomas

exactly how it sounds. mostly directs to thomas foster

shut up thomas

by DigBick1000000 September 19, 2019

jon thomas

a being with absurdly dirty testicles

Look at that jon thomas playing guitar hero III

by chivychivchiv January 9, 2008

thomas mcparland

Originated in Florida, this person is known as the world's most godly haxor in the history of the universe

Thomas McParland is the most l33t haxor on the face of the earth

by dave September 19, 2004

Thomas

The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

That black hair, brown eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.

by Olivia Cervienez August 2, 2016