Tail pipe trucker 

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.

Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.

Tail pipe trucker by Francekissing44 September 15, 2017

Metro tow truckers

A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)

did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group

Metro tow truckers by slyvon April 27, 2023

ticker 

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)

Don't let your ticker beat so fast.

ticker by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009

Ticker Tape Parade 

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

Ticker Tape Parade by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

tuckeye 

When natives think you are being a "tough guy" but can't pronounce it.

Hey tuckeye what do you think you're doin anyways?

tuckeye by King Kyle May 13, 2005

trucker hat 

an object worn upon ones head, having a mesh netted backing and foam front, often worn by emo and/or indie kids as some sort of tasteless fashion statement.

see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.

"does my trucker hat go with this argyle sweater vest, windbreaker, and red chucks?"

trucker hat by meeks August 25, 2004

trucker boi 

when someone does something really stupid or says something really stupid, without cursing replace f with tr, fucker to trucker. Inspired by the vine Mother Truckef Dude.

Amy: “I forgot my phone at home”
We: “You fkn trucker boi”

trucker boi by Annnman February 27, 2018