test tube

Ab experiment, it was a test tube baby; They used them as a test tube, their lives were turned into experiments.

1. I'm going to turn your life into a test tube
2. Those aren't his real parents he was a test tube baby, jane is barren.

by JoJoUrbanLegend January 18, 2021

gomer tube

A reference to a tampon. In a sense, it's a codeword for a male to comfortably talk to other males about tampons in the presence of a female.

Don't ever look in a woman's purse, or else you'll encounter many gomer tubes.

by andrewProgrammer June 18, 2011

Tube

Belfast slang for a person lacking skill at sports - especially football.

See yer man- he’s a tube. No wonder he’s always picked last!

by TommyMack January 1, 2022

Tube Sockin'

When someone has a prolapsed asshole and it sticks out of their tighty whiteys like a tube sock

Gay bro 1: (eyebrows moving up and down)
Ooooohhh la la looks like someones been Casing sausage with their asshole
Gay BRO 2: "It's fun, you should try it, it's called TUBE SOCKIN'

Definition courtesy of Ben and Mariah

by Definition Courtesy of Ben & M January 15, 2022

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 7, 2010

Troy Tube

a creamy little ben who brings joy to all. he is a truley devious lttle fambunchuaous dandy with lots of experience

posie-ing

look at that benning little Troy Tube!

by anonymous January 5, 2023