seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 8, 2017

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.

Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"

by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)

Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride

by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018

police tube

A person who impersonates police impersonators

That Police Tube has never spoke to or met Jeremy Dewitte.

by 2nd Other Brother November 29, 2022

wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018