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Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.
Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!
by cowtool48 August 25, 2022
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EPIC GAMER TOOL

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.
For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.
by spotlight ah September 13, 2019
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Karm The Tool

an awesome guy who's in the musical duo WHOKILLEDXIX and has gained lots of attention since him and Yung Skayda released the song "Kismet" in the summer of 2020
Friend A: Hey have you checked out Karm The Tool's new EP, Fall Damage? Him and Yung Skayda went off with that one!
Friend B: Nah, I'll check it out later.
by txlp_ May 26, 2021
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facebook [tool]

is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.

Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"

OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
by toolhaters November 6, 2008
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Non-Reciprocating Tool

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."
by Holly M S July 21, 2010
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he's a tool

Someone who doesn't have their own identity but will latch onto others ideas to be popular. He will others use him. Used in a sentence "He's such a tool" means he is inauthentic and just mirroring beliefs and actions of others.
He's a tool, he can't think for himself.
by Surreal&milk June 30, 2016
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Meat Tool

noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis
John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.
by Mrs Moo June 29, 2010
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