tit sling

garment worn to support the breasts; a bra

"I think I left my tit sling in yo house last night."

by Gina January 19, 2003

detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.

Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.

by jatty July 6, 2009

Saggy Tit

A degree of lameness so far beyond being lame. You made the tit sag.

A: you want to go to a party later?
B: yeah, sure. call me when you're ready to come get me.
(2 hours later)
A: i'm gonna come get you now
B: i fell asleep and am not feeling well
A: you're really saggy titting it this time

by Caitlyn H May 26, 2008

ape tit

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

by murda doc September 21, 2009

Beefy Tits

A term made popular by the Jerky Boys in the 90's. It's a put down that describes either a fat guy with large he-tits or a body-builder with huge pectorals.

You think you're a tough guy, huh beefy tits, fruity-ass...

by S AL December 28, 2005

orangutan tits

Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.

I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.

by jc56 August 8, 2006