The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 21, 2022

Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.

“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

by lairec ocx July 16, 2022

Ohio Butthole Tickler

The ohio butthole tickler , is a strong black man in ohio. When he finds his prey, He absolutely obliterates your asshole by tickling it non-stop, When he eats your shit, he can tell if its blaze or non-blaze. If its blaze you will have to play genshin impact, watch furries, gacha heat, and you will have a lack of father and mother figure.

The ohio butthole tickler , is a strong black man in ohio. When he finds his prey, He absolutely obliterates your asshole by tickling it non-stop, When he eats your shit, he can tell if its blaze or non-blaze. If its blaze you will have to play genshin impact, watch furries, gacha heat, and you will have a lack of father and mother figure so be careful in ohio.

by Bl00dyc2t June 22, 2023

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

nut tickler

Someone who performs the service of tickling a nutsack for 13.95 a tickle. Or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (Union Members have health care)

"Hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?"
"Will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, Nut tickler?"

by A rich, rich man September 17, 2005

Whatever tickles your pickle

Same as "whatever floats your boat"....basically means "do what you do"

Sonya: "OOOOO I LOVE to eat hot cheetos and cream cheese!"

Liam: "Yuck! But I guess whatever tickles your pickle."

by Vrock March 12, 2008

tickle me pink

A crayon color by crayola :)

Also a saying when someone is pleased

Can you pass the tickle me pink crayon?

Oh, well thankyou I'm just tickled pink.

by ---anonymous August 20, 2006