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death ponytail

A high ponytail with the hair braided.

They are called death ponytails because every girl who wears this hairstyle is hardcore. A sports team of girls with death ponytails can beat the other team easily.
"Oh my god, the other team has death ponytails. We're screwed."
by irp777 January 27, 2020
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death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"
by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017
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Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.
My family shunned me after I became a death clown.
by Science02 July 24, 2016
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Arberempic death

A condition where subjects near subject Omega will undergo one of the 10 outcomes.

1. They explode.
2. They give up any money or candy on hand where contact is made.
3. They teleport to a distant planet.
4. They become a subject Omega, where it can spread Arberempic Death, and any who have it and come near will face the four effects.
5. They become a living planet.
6. They have their IQ put into this equation. IQ^-999
7. They feel the need to drink chocolate milk.
8. They feel the need to be an idiot.
9. They will explode into chocolate milk.
10. They become dependent on everyone else.

If you have Arberempic death, doctors advise you to stay away from Arber/Subject Omega.
A subject with Arberempic death consumes 2 gallons of chocolate milk every 6 hours.
by AHHAhahwha9fuosfj November 3, 2021
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Death Ramen

A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.
Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.
by PirateTrav August 26, 2013
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Death Egg

A scotch egg where the sausage meat is replaced by minced up lamb doner meat. Turns your guts inside out.
Cor blimey! I had a death egg last night and I am ripping today! peeeeewwwwy!
by TonyMc May 27, 2012
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cup of death

Occurs when a person cups a hand over his anus, passes gas, closes his fist, and immediately cups his hand over the nose and mouth of another person. This is best accomplished as a sneak attack.
Damn, Dwayne, you made Robert throw-up after you gave him that cup of death!!!
by D Plenty of 32Shots.com December 3, 2011
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