The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
Get the Lodge Poled mug.The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Poles mug.Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly my like a flagpole!"
by NigNut97 May 30, 2025
Get the Flag Pole mug.A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013
Get the Jelly Pole mug.The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
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-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
-Adverb.
Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.
You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!
by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021
Get the pole gazer mug.“Trying to distract him from the fact that I have a princess pole.”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
“Hey hottie can I ride ur princess pole?”
by @cl36 July 19, 2024
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