Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.

Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway

by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus

DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart

by DEICER December 12, 2022

Matt Cutler

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.

Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!

by Brothermin June 14, 2017

matt dale

a sexy man who loves jay devlin and has a great big horse cock

sit down boi don’t hit your old man matt dale like that

by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023

Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010

Matt Mead

1. Buzzkill

Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??

Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox

Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill

by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013