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Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020
mugGet the Key West Bitchesmug.

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022
mugGet the Mr. Spare Keymug.

tickle my keys

Can u tickle my keys?!
by Alez2003 December 7, 2017
mugGet the tickle my keysmug.

low-key thicc

a person that appears to be of average frame until they remove their garments and expose their hugeness and strength.
Jack looks like a tiny bitch boy, until its tarps off. He is low-key thicc boiii!
by MarioSpinsters69 April 15, 2023
mugGet the low-key thiccmug.

ryley ari key

The most loving person you will ever met. First name is a dope ass name. Middle name is a sexy ass name. Last name is a bad ass name. Don't fuck with them the will beat your ass if you fuck with them the wrong way
Damn Ryley Ari key seem dope.
by Babespill January 29, 2018
mugGet the ryley ari keymug.

Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?
“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”
by GeedEater December 2, 2022
mugGet the Gimme my keysmug.

dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
mugGet the dusty pirate keymug.

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