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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.
Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.
by Murzon December 8, 2022
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Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
by Wanna date? November 10, 2019
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Group Fap

When you and your homies meet up to share your time while fapping together. Its all about brotherhood.
Hey bro,are you coming to that group fap?
by NUT CRACKER 69 January 16, 2024
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FAP

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P. enis
Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.
by Lost guy2223 December 3, 2017
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novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021
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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012
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