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dark carpet

Jason fucked Tanisha in her dark carpet last night.
by mlg doritos December 15, 2016
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Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor
Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much
by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023
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Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries
He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .
by Nardzz May 25, 2017
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carpet party

When all participants of an orgy have bushes or when all the men cum on one woman’s bush
“I’m going to a carpet party tonight, I’m so excited

“Dude we totally gave her a carpet party last night
by DJ Waggles November 19, 2023
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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex
'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022
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Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."
by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018
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