1. Crimes against literacy. Typically committed on the internet, however they are often found when speaking.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
2. A song released by "Weird Al" Yankovic in his album "Mandatory Fun". It is a parody of "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke.
1. your committing word crimes
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
2. It's a good time
To learn some grammar
Now did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's less or it's fewer
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
by Urban Myth July 23, 2014
by Venera December 22, 2005
by bigD11 February 25, 2010
When trying to deliver some bad news - or something that may not go down too well, it may be neccessary to use some word lube to ease the delivery...
It's ok, my mrs has let me have a lads night tonight, i had to use some serious word lube though!
or
Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.
or
Just apply some word lube and i'm sure she'll agree.
by Maria Khoury January 12, 2009
The rapid-fire, staccato syllables flowing from this word spigot, punctuated by the spilling of tender whispers made me come close to fainting on the spot.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 01, 2019
An individual, often female, who exhibits an extreme facility for clever word and sentence construction.
by Manic Decree October 24, 2018
When you are trying to think of a word but your mind locks on to a similar word preventing you from remembering the desired word.
Chuck - "We had some of those New Orleans pastry things - oh, darn, I had it on the tip of my tongue but now all I can think of is 'bidet' and I know that's not it."
Carol - "Bidet!? It's a beignet - You don't eat a bidet you goof!"
Chuck - "I know, I know - I said that's not it - I had word lock."
Carol - "Bidet!? It's a beignet - You don't eat a bidet you goof!"
Chuck - "I know, I know - I said that's not it - I had word lock."
by da Chetster August 12, 2012