southern talking to

an ass whoopin @ home for actin out unreasonably in public.

ooowwee. did you see how that child was acting? if he was my chile he would definitely be gettin a" southern talking to "when we reached the crib, for realz...

by LaReina de Coco July 11, 2010

Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 11, 2010

talking shit about a pretty sunset

Something you may not like or agree with but morally have no business talking shit about.

"yeah, I'm not really a huge fan of his mother but I'm not going to start talking shit about a pretty sunset."

by DERRICK Flemings January 25, 2007

Talking Kitty Cat

A youtuber that makes videos with his cats, Sylvester, Gibbyson, and Random Kitty

Sylvester: You will die for this
Gibson: HELP TODD
Shelby: Bacon?!
Random Kitty: Blubblub
Gibbyson: Sylvester tastes like tuna fish!
Steve: This is Talking Kitty Cat signing off! Thank you!

by SimDevoSlipknot January 20, 2020

Talking lamp

(n.) 1) A coloquialism used to indicate a television which is always on, but not watched.

2) A derrogatory term for television used to indicate one's belief that a television's only benefit is as a lamp that talks.

1)I'm gonna turn off the talking lamp, nobody's in here.

2)Sorry, we don't have a talking lamp, but we do have these wonderful *reading* lamps.

by Izhmo Goetz March 17, 2004

taking laps

a strategic form of smoking marijuana, driving on a specific track to lay low and smoke (often in neighborhoods), because moving targets are harder to catch

Hey man, you wanna come take a lap?

Im so ripped bro, me and Deebs just got done taking laps.

by Rambozzle May 10, 2011

Talkin' Noise

Talking shit. Talking smack. Running your mouth. Buckin.

Hood nigga: Dem mufuckaz was talkin' noise so I said buck buck squad up and I got my hit squad and we regulated they bitchasses"

by HitSquadKilla187 November 13, 2010