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some asshole talking behind my back

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.
"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.
by vernon February 3, 2004
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Talking shit

Something that wogs and wog wannabes will say to make themselves look cool in their high school.

If you are stating facts and what you are saying is the truth about someone/something, these stupid fucks will start screaming at you like the tards that they are and they will say you are “talking shit” about said someone/something.
Stupid wog wannabe: OI BRO ARE YOU TALKING SHIT?!
Normal Person: Wait, what? All I did was say that Tony punched me because I said that I preferred to not tell him if I “had a big dick”.
Wog Wannabe: OI TONY BRO!
Tony: WHAT CUNT?
Wog Wannabe: THIS DUMB CUNT WAS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU!
Normal Person: I didn’t say anything in a negative form besides the FACT that you punched me because I said no to telling you my penis size.
Wog Wannabe: Fuck outta here bro! You are an idiot!
Normal Person: Did you just call me an idiot? Now you are being a hypocrite! You said I was “talking shit” but now here you are “talking shit”. Plus you have a much lower intelligence level than I do meaning that you are being a hypocrite by calling me an idiot. You probably are unable to comprehend, let alone understand what I am currently saying.
Wog Wannabe: I don’t know a single word that you just said, now fuck off.
Normal Person runs off, laughing his ass off knowing he just destroyed the unintelligent person. Tony was shocked at what he heard and vowed to never use the stupid phrase “talking shit” ever again, realising people like Normal Person would destroy people like Wog Wannabe with FACTS.
by Intelligent Individual January 22, 2019
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Talking from experience

When a person attempts to insult another person, however the insult actually pertains to the person insulting, they are talking from experience. More specifically this is calling psychological projection, however a more loose yet fitting phrase would be "talking from experience".
Some wannabe cyberbullies were acting hard and calling people gay, but we all knew they were just talking from experience.
by P2Ruffian July 23, 2010
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Taking Back Sunday

An awesome awesome awesome band from Long Island, New York... also some good friends of mine.
I've seen Taking Back Sunday five times.
by Midge November 5, 2004
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taking the piss

Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.
Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.
by Gwai April 18, 2006
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talking behind your back

the act of talking bad about someone when they are not present.
lindsay: "katie is a bitch"
jessica: "yeah, not the brightest either"

in other room
katie: "what are jessica and lindsay saying"
kim: "oh they are just talking behind your back about how bitchy you are"
katie: gasp.
by letsdancetothissong August 7, 2010
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talking out of your ass

Talking out of your ass, also commonly known as verbal diarrhoea. Is typically performed by closed minded idiots who like to state their opinion on a topic, having no prior information or evidence before discussion.
Grandparent: "Downloading and printing are the same thing!"

Grandchild: "No they are not, you don't even use the internet. You are talking out of your ass, stop living in a 1960's dream world".
by Alfred Pistachio June 1, 2016
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