tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024

Taint

Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.

Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!

by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025

Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024

eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.

Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.

by Dougiedougs May 14, 2018

taint snake

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

by spazfly June 17, 2019

retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.

I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.

by Blubby1999 May 27, 2010

Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.

That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.

by My non gender defining eudonym March 3, 2021