wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

by agc homie May 5, 2003

scabby tabby

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Bussing Tables

At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.

Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium

Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"

by xyvgamer June 29, 2021

balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up

12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"

by nixmya October 21, 2021

table spot

A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.

The Dudley Boyz powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through a flaming table in an impressive table spot.

by dele3344 October 16, 2006