Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.
Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."
by Robsan January 15, 2017
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Frozen Straight

The polar opposite of "Flaming Gay." Used to describe those who are without question heterosexual. Whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the homosexual male, the dress and mannerisms of Frozen Straight men are conservative and typically low-key.
Josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 Chevelle SS, follows the Green Bay Packers religiously, and enjoys riding his Harley. He is a Lieutenant in the Army. He considers dogs smaller than Beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. Josh is Frozen Straight.
by J.D. Favre May 19, 2009
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Straight “A” student

Someone who no one understands and is most likely pressured into getting good grades by their parents, people make fun of them and know they can’t go to many parties or social events because they will be studying. They think no one will ever want them and that they are just the lonely nerd. Some people think it’s okay to take their answers because they are friends. Straight a students it in so much hard work that no one sees and are going to be the people that do something meaningful with their lives. Keep working hard, it will all be worth it ❤️.
Straight “A” student: sorry I can’t go to your party tonight midterms are next week!
Any other student: pfft, ok nerd, we literally have another week before we need to start studying!
by Truthteller14 December 26, 2020
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Straight spongin

When she sees that dick she be straight spongin
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zesty straight

someone who is nearly straight

eg: a man who is attracted to women and non-binary people
im not straight, i am zesty straight thought
by Dleffu January 03, 2022
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Straight people

A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat
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Super straight

A new qUiRkY way of saying that you’re transphobic and don’t view trans women as actually women and don’t view trans men as actually men.
Trans people are real and valid.
Guy 1: is she hot? *shows picture of trans girl*
Guy 2: is she trans?
Guy 1: yeah, why?
Guy 2: I’m not gay bro I’m super straight
by Spicy.dino March 04, 2021
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