Stroke of Genius

when a person actually has a stroke that parallelizes them completely but through their new found debilitation they find the time to learn great deals of information and become a genius.

After Demetri had his Stroke of Genius he got all As in high school.......

Tom: Awww I feel so bad for Demitri, he had a stroke!

Ethan: Nawww dude it was a Stroke of Genius, now he knows nuclear psychics. lucky bastard.

Tom: Wow that is pretty cool! I wish I could have a stroke!

Ethan: You mean a Stroke of Genius? Nobody actually wants to have a stroke, those are terrible.

Ethan: Yeah I know. I was making a joke.

Tom: Dude don't joke about strokes. Theres nothing funny about them....asshole.

by little building January 4, 2008

Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.

Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!

by aShLeY April 9, 2003

stroke

An old person.

Look at that old stroke driving that golf cart.

by RodMunch69 February 4, 2010

Vinegar Strokes

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.

Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.

by Bollockhead October 17, 2008

vinegar stroke

the act of one's silky tip on another's cheek...sleeping or not

dude, i cant believe you just gave me a vinegar stroke

by stone flint May 31, 2004

first stroke

It's that amazing feeling you get when your shaft. Is pushed inside the warm wet mouth or pussy of your amazing partner!

The first stroke was so amazing I almost blew my load !

by Biz69 December 13, 2013

Stroke Fag

1. A term for someone who is stupid, ignorant, or a pain in the ass.

"Chris is a total stroke fag"

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008