oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 10, 2009

The Standing 96

Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.

Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.

Simon: What the fuck is that.

Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008

Stacking

The half art, half science of loading up one's plate at a buffet or shared lunch with the desire to end up with an un-natural amount of different foods in ideal ratios and proportions, all placed strategically to optimaise structural integrity.

Dude, Fin's plate has so much on it, he can harldy lift it with both hands! He's the man at stacking!

by 2jzfan October 16, 2011

cuddle-stalking

Stalking a person while playing with each other's private parts.

It was fun cuddle-stalking your almost-but-not-quite-good-enough potential boyfriend.

by C.Ni March 25, 2010

Shanking

1.To go somewhere by means of walking.

2.Or to shag repeatedly (You decide)

Sam: Shanking to the lake today?
Mary: Ye man. I'm up for it if you are!

Sam: Wunna shank up the lake today?
Mary: Umm na man.. I have standards!

by Fougere July 2, 2007

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008