Santa Ana

1. The poorest, most ghetto city in Orange County, without which Orange County would be ranked much higher in terms of average income.

2. The city that 949's are ashamed to admit exists as part of Orange County.

3. The only place in Orange County where drive by's, apartment overcrowding, illegal immigrants, obesity, and showering as infrequently as possible are considered the norm.

4. Where police drop off bums and hobos found in other cities.

5. The city in Orange County that unlike Newport or Laguna who have their own reality series, you will only ever see on TV for news coverage on either crime or poverty.

Newporter: Damn, there's no way I can eat these onion rings, they're way too hard but I'd hate to waste so much food!
Irvine person: Don't worry, just drop 'em off in Santa Ana!

by You wish you lived in Newport August 22, 2009

santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh

I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??

by chicago andy December 12, 2008

Santannah

Something That cant make up their mind and has lots of peircings.OVERDRAMATIC,Poopy face garbage can Just Joking Luv You Kanika Melvin

Stop Being A Santannah!

by Lahteeshahh January 31, 2009

Rancho Santa Margarita

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.

"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station

by LaChad January 2, 2008

Santa

An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.

Santa is a pedofile....

by B.M.J. January 13, 2007

salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006

santa

Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.

Satan sucks the big one.

by truth February 26, 2004