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Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.
Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.
by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019
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Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.
Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.
by JugChugger December 14, 2019
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Suicide squeeze

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit
by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020
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The Squeeze

The Squeeze is an act where during intercourse with a man and a woman, the woman proceeds to milk your penis by giving the shaft a light squeeze all the way down. Thus mimicking how a cow's udders are milked.
"Oh yeah Sophia gave me The Squeeze last night. It felt like I was being milked."
by Lord_McNuggey_ May 13, 2020
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Toothpaste Squeeze

When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
Oliver: dude today kaylie did the toothpaste squeeze to me it hurt so much
Sebastian: damn
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
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Lil’ Squeeky

something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.
person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.

norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.
by tyrsqueeky June 26, 2020
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Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.
Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.
by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020
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