Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

sports nap

Sports nap: sporty sexual activity in bed, then take a nap afterwards. Fun activities in bed, then nap. Meaning of wanting sex and then a nap.

Let's go take a sports nap!!!

by Chucks B July 31, 2017

Sport Anime

gay

best sport anime bee movie

by S P A G G E T T I O S September 12, 2017

Sport

Marching band

Let’s go to a marching band competition marching band a sport

by DaniellaR November 11, 2017

Sport Run

A form of running that helps one go faster; typically looks different then your normal run

Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!

by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022

Sport Run

A form of running to help one go faster; typically doesn’t look like your normal run.

Omg!!! Look at them sport run, they are so fast!!!

by Kent A. Meters September 3, 2022

E Sports Sadboy

One whom enjoys gargling inhuman amounts of G Fuel whilist jerking off every known COD youtuber for the next meta loadout. Most certainly has a shrine to FaZe Banks and FaZe clan inside there closet praising each new shitty iteration of a once beloved franchise.

Signs and Symptoms:

Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.

Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.

Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.

Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.

*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.

All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023