Oogway Soup

A luxury soup that is hard to come by but a delicious tortoise cuisine sold at top dollar.

I spent all my life savings on Oogway Soup, but it was well worth it

by RitaTheKitKat January 27, 2023

chingado soup

Soup that is quickly made from lesser quality ingredients.

Would you like some chingado soup, I don't have time to make stew.

by DeserTynker December 10, 2019

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016

senior soup

the human soup that is the water in the hot tub of an assisted living facility

what's for dinner, honey?
Senior soup.
Do we have any Tabasco sauce? Last time it was kind of bland.

by Ae5Ea8 September 17, 2016

nard soup

Pussy ass dude lol go ahead n smack the nard soup ass guy

She is so hot. "Yeah her mcm is a nard soup tho."

by Tanner pep May 11, 2017

Soup Strainer

A man's mustache.

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.

by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

barf soup

a mixture of barf and broth, usually chicken broth, with any number of strange components added from the soup or the expelled half-digested chunks from the person who donated their cud.

can also be used to mean accidentally swallowing someone's vomit because your mouth was open when they projectiled.

I ate Jim's barf soup for 20$, and made some of my own at the same time

Gross! Jane just got some barf soup from that 50 year old!

by Deefcrumpet April 4, 2009