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Shitty-Ass-Shit

That’s some shitty-ass-shit
by anonymous August 20, 2022
mugGet the Shitty-Ass-Shitmug.

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024
mugGet the Shitty Fuckinmug.

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl
How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle
by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020
mugGet the Shitty wigglemug.

shitty

Something you just said in order to get the message from urban

"Get a shitty mug for your friend/dog/anything *name* just to get a laugh"
You viewing a word:Wow you can get a (word that you searched) mug. I know what to type lol *searches shitty
Urban:get a shitty mug...
You:perfect
by WoodenArcher December 12, 2017
mugGet the shittymug.

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
mugGet the shitty surprisemug.

shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
mugGet the shitty shufflemug.

Shitty mc Shithead

That one kid that stole your lunch because he's a fat pig
by Mirik December 17, 2017
mugGet the Shitty mc Shitheadmug.

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