Flapjack Salad

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010

Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

Bread Salad

Toast with butter on it when your super cross faded

I need some Bread Salad

by ilikebreadsalad March 19, 2009

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

Greek Salad

When you and your partner are having oral sex in the 69 position and you eat each others assholes.

Stephanie and I were bored so we diced to have a Greek Salad.

by TuckBoner January 5, 2017

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018