tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

by Dan Yaeger September 23, 2008

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005

toss salad

probing ONE brown eyed girl by insertion of the masticatory muscle.

Yeah man! My friend Lamar especially likes to toss salad while playing water sports.

by Shanana Tu-cunt....(it's French) March 24, 2005

salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position, or duty in the course of defending Joey B’s policies on mandatory vaccines, open borders, and big tech censorship, as well the unequivocal assignment of all non-vaxxed humans as plague rats.

When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

Jonny: If you would just get the jab and continue to mask up, we could get back some of the freedoms as part of the necessary compliance to defeat Covid-19.

Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!

by Master troll 007 October 1, 2021

roflmao and salad sandwich

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

by rocktard November 11, 2008